How well do Germans do in bed? That's what Rachel Stewart asked a woman who should know. A conversation about the sexual needs of German women, the insecurity of men — and the evolution of the vibrator.
Regine Thoeren ran Cologne's only erotic store for women for 25 years. Recently, the 64-year-old closed "Lady's Toys" for good — the competition from the internet just became too intense.
DW's Meet the Germans host Rachel Stewart had a chat with her to find out more about the Germans' sex life.
DW: Ms. Thoeren, at the moment, Germans are spending a lot of time with their loved ones at home — inevitably due to the coronavirus crisis. How do you think that affects their sex life?
Regine Thoeren:Well, I've been wondering the same thing. It is well known that men often reduce their stress by having orgasms, and now, during the coronavirus crisis, people who fear for their lives or who are annoyed by the current restrictions may have increased needs. This could also be stressful for women. But it could also be, and this is what I would hope, that many men and women can find the peace, quiet and space to focus on their love lives — in a way that is satisfying for both sides.
You are familiar with the love life of Germans: For a quarter of a century you owned an erotic shop for women in Cologne. How did you get the idea back then?
The reason for this was that I would never have dared to enter a normal sex shop myself. But I was curious. And I thought other women would feel the same way. And that's what led me to open "Lady's Toys."
Did people have their reservations?
Yes, it was very difficult. Because as soon as I said what I did, people stopped talking to me. The conversation immediately died. When I was at choir rehearsal, nobody wanted to sit next to me anymore once they knew what my profession was. I then mostly avoided the question and said we could talk about it later. Many also assumed that I was a lesbian and ran the shop only for lesbians. I had to laugh about that. There is actually not much difference: a woman is a woman.
During the first few years, only the district policeman, the mailman and street cleaners stopped by regularly to have a cup of coffee with me. I was very grateful to them since I didn't have any customers! It was such a hurdle for women to enter the shop.
Did the customers who did venture in want advice?
Absolutely. For example, the women talked about their orgasm problems. Then I said: What problems? Welcome to the club! We are all familiar with that; it's normal. Then we talked about what caused it and what could be changed. That's the conversation they were always looking for. That was always the number one topic.
It was a main interest of mine to find out what the needs of the women and men, or the two women, were who came into the shop. And it was so lovely to see them float out of the shop with such a sense of lightness, because they had finally talked about something they had never dared to express before. It's easier to do this when women and men are first separated in these talks about sexuality. Later on, it might get easier for couples to talk with one another. But first, as soon as a man came along, many women no longer dared to speak so freely. That was very clear. That's why in my shop there were only two days a week for men to be able to come in the company of a woman.
How old were your customers?
Between 18 and over 80, but most of them were 50 or 60-year-olds. These women were at some point ready to say: I have served my husband's fantasies for so long, now it's my turn. At some point, an older lady came to me and said: "My husband hasn't been able to find the spot for the past 20 years; I've had enough. I'm going to buy a vibrator."
What were the most popular products?
Basically, the most popular products have been vibrators designed for clitoral stimulation. During normal sexual intercourse, the clitoris generally gets the short end of the stick, so to speak. If you then hold a vibrator to the clitoris, the woman enjoys more pleasure. Vibrators have become more and more women-friendly in appearance and handling. Originally, they were almost always in the shape of a penis, and that's not very popular. Nowadays, they are also available in ice cream cone designs [editor's note: see top image] or as macaron cookies, in pink, purple or green. The men in my shop often asked: "Why is everything so colorful here?" Because we women love it!
Are there differences between German and other women when it comes to sexual satisfaction?
From my experience, I would say that German women suffer just as much as women all over the world from not being sexually satisfied. I had customers from all over the globe, and sometimes we all had a wonderful laugh together when one of the women would comment on her sex life because all the rest of us were familiar with what she said. The ice would then be broken and sometimes it became a really open conversation. In the end, everyone has the same problems and is confronted with the same issues. How it works with men, how men find it easier to have an orgasm, that we women need much more of the "roundabout" — foreplay, after-play, interlude, main-play — and so on. Then, a lot of the women feel relieved, like: Thank God, it's not only me! The fact that we are so shy, don't take risks, and think: "Oh God, I'm frigid!" — that attitude is everywhere, in all cultures.
How eager are Germans to experiment?
This depends very individually on each couple. Sometimes the men want to try everything, but the women don't, and often it's the other way around. I think we often think men are much more confident than they actually are. I only realized this late in life: It's not because men don't want to satisfy women, but because they're very insecure. Just to ask, what do you need? What can I do for you? To satisfy a woman and allow her to have pleasure — I think that often scares men because they fear that they can no longer satisfy a woman. Also when a women buys a vibrator. Women would come back to my shop crying and say: "My husband won't allow the vibrator." Many bought the toy secretly because their male partners didn't have the confidence to just see as an extension of the game. I think that's overrated.
Would you say it's become easier to talk about sexuality in Germany over time?
I'd say only on the surface. Not in depth. The media certainly addresses it more openly now, I think. There are vibrator commercials on TV that did not exist 10 years ago. And many people today say, I am free, I can talk about it. But where it is most important — in a partnership — that is where it is hardest to talk about it. Especially in long-term relationships. Finding the right words for longings, for dreams and fantasies — that has remained just as difficult, I think, as it was 25 years ago.
I think that in Germany, there are many things available that help to enlighten people. There are good books; there are Tantra seminars and swinger clubs where people can live out their desires. But the great majority of people are still very reserved, shy. I don't want to say: uptight. But they know too little. There's too little education. More openness and sex education work best in small groups or in personal talks; that's the easiest. Everyone desires a fulfilling sex life.
Are you confident that sexual freedom and satisfaction will soon become the norm for women in Germany?
I'm afraid not. I myself had a Catholic upbringing where desire was not really discussed. I think that we Christians are very much influenced by the Church. And we didn't just get that handed down from our mothers and grandmothers, but over the millennia. We women were the servants of men, and it hasn't been that long since we learned more about our own desires. The female orgasm has only recently been discovered in the history of humankind. Will we ever be truly free? I don't think so. We have to discover that feeling. Finding a sense of oneself and one's sexuality is, I think, a life-long task. That's why it takes most people 50 or 60 years to understand it. I'm one of them.
What advice do you have for women in Germany and the rest of the world?
Go on your path to discovery and talk! Talk to your husband or partner, to yourself, to your friends. Everything will be easier if you dare to expose things from the shadows.