Hueftgold

Who does "hip gold" make you think of? Perhaps Heidi Klum, Claudia Schiffer, and Gisela Buendchen -- after all, their hips are worth far more than their quite minimal weight in gold. Actually, though, "Hueftgold" is a friendly way of referring to the extra kilos most non-models carry on their hips -- thanks to the foods that Heidi and Co. have to stay away from if they want to keep their high-paying jobs: yummy treats like ice cream, pizza, and chips are pure "Hueftgold." We're assuming that Heidi just licked the French fry and didn't swallow it.